Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Funny World

"This is a funny world we live in where they make Lemon juices with artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with Real Lemons." :p

From: Bina Aslam


Monday, June 28, 2010

True Words:

"If everyone is Happy with U. . .

then Surely U might hav made many Compromises in Ur Life"

 

From: Asim Shehzad


Joke

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money.

Husband replied:

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I need more proof... :) :D

 

From: Omer Munir


Don't Copy, If U Can't Paste!

A popular motivational speaker Said.

"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and  shock . The speaker added

"And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and Applause!

A top Manager trained by him tried to copy this at home after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my Wife!"

Standing there for twenty sec trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally blurted out "and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't Copy, If U Can't Paste!

 

From: Khurram Naveed


Sunday, June 27, 2010

Innovation at itz best

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From: Muhammad Naveed Khan


20100627 – Khanpur track through D12

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Track <br />Information http://gpsed.com/track/5950484350884951354

Start Date/Time:
27.06.2010 / 06:25:14 GMT

Duration:
3hr 2min

Distance:
35.9 km (1129 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad

Finish Date/Time:

27.06.2010 / 09:27:56 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
709.2 m

Altitude (max):
874 m

Speed (average):
11.7 km/h

Speed (max):
94.6 km/h

A set of Powerful Duain

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From: Hanif Awan


20100620 - Nafees's Valima

New Picture

http://gpsed.com/track/5950484350275800643 

Track <br />Information

Start Date/Time:
20.06.2010 / 05:04:41 GMT

Duration:
12hr 47min

Distance:
380.4 km (4395 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad -> undefined

Finish Date/Time:

20.06.2010 / 05:04:41 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
791.7 m

Altitude (max):
1240 m

Speed (average):
29.7 km/h

Speed (max):
123.9 km/h


20100612 – Mian Jee ki Daal

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New Picture

http://gpsed.com/track/5950484349596538987 

Track <br />Information

Start Date/Time:
12.06.2010 / 08:17:41 GMT

Duration:
7hr 52min

Distance:
318.8 km (2050 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad

Finish Date/Time:

12.06.2010 / 16:10:39 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
340.1 m

Altitude (max):
541 m

Speed (average):
40.4 km/h

Speed (max):
116.3 km/h


Baba Bullay Shah

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Kalleyan ishq kamana okha,

Kisey nu yaar banana okha,

Pyar pyar te har koi bole,

Kar k pyar nibhana okha,

Har koi dukhaan te hus lenda,

Kise da dard vandana okha,

Gallan naal nai rutbey mildey,

Jougi bhes vatana okha,

Koi kisey di gal nai sunda,

Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!!

 

From: Bina Aslam


Thursday, June 24, 2010

Qoute

"Your best relation is the one who is the first one to come in your mind when you want to share some thing with anyone."

From: Mona Najam


Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The bigest mistake of most of D grlz:

The biggest mistake of most of D grlz:

"tHey LiSsEn hAlf,uNdRstAnD quArTer But Tell DOUBLE":)

 

From: Bina Aslam


Tuesday, June 22, 2010

ALTAF BHAI

1 Din Hazrat PEER ALTAF BHAI

Al-Maroof

(Pistol Walay BaBa)

Ek Shakhs K Khawab Men Aaye

Aur Kaha:

Jo Shakhs Apny Elaqay Me 12 T.T Pistol Taqseem Kry Ga, Usay Jald 9-Zero Ki Zyart Naseeb Hogi.

Plz

Ignore Mat Krna,

Burns Road Pe Ek Shakhs Ny Isay Jhoot Smjha Uski bori bnd lash mili,

Ek Shakhs Ny Iska Mazaq Uraya To

Uska Mobile Chhin Gaya.

Korangi Town Men Ek Doodh Waly Ny Isay Sach Samjha Aur Isay 20 Logon Ko Send Kar Diya Wo.

"CITY NAZIM" Ban Gaya..

 

From: Syed Mehmood Mehdi


Weekly News Updates from ProPakistani

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Pitch Your Ideas at PASHA’s Launchpad!

 

Pay 2.0 – an Idea from Pakistan Gets into Cisco’s I-Prize Finals

Syed Imtiaz Ahmed has reached into the finals of Cisco’s ‘I-Prize’, a global innovation contest, for his mobile commerce idea dubbed as Pay 2.0. Cisco I-Prize is a global competition in which entrepreneurs submit proposals and collaborate to create the fundamental idea for Cisco’s next billion-dollar business.

Continue Reading The Story


Maths Question

What row of numbers comes next 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211 13112221?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ans:

1113213211
The first row - 1 - contains one 1 -> 11
11 contains two 1's -> 21
21 contains one 2, one 1 ->1211
1211 contains one 1, one 2, two 1's ->111221
etcetera.
Building on that theory, it would go
111221 contains three 1's, two 2's, one 1-> 312211
312211 contains one 3,one 1,two 2's two 1's->13112221
13112221 contains one 1,one 3,three 2's, one 1,
therefore the next sequence of numbers would be ->1113213211
Note that even if this sequence was continued infinitely, you would never get 4 or more as a sequence, as this would require you to have two sets of the same number next to each other, which is impossible.


List of One Day International cricket records

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_One_Day_International_cricket_records


Monday, June 21, 2010

Joke

1 ghane jungle mia ap rat ko akele..

2 bje ka time

zoro ki hwa chlti hui

samne k peid pr 1 lash

zamin se 15 ft upr ltkti hui

jski ankhen bahr ltkti hui hn

Apke dil me ghabraht,sans tez chlti hui

ap us lash k pas gae

achanak ped ki tehni tuti n lash aap k upar giri then...

Calculate the force with which the body wil fall on u.also calculate kinetic energy,when body wil fal at a height of 6ft from ground(assume g=9.8 m/s and mass =66kg)?

 

From: Wishal Aemal


Mje awaz de lena

Kabi icecream lao to

Kabi murghi pakao to

kabi picnic pe jao to

Mjhe awaz de lena

 

wallet men maal ziada ho

Jo shopping ka irada ho

Tumhare dress unfit ho

Perfumes ki extra kit ho

Mujhe awaz de lena

 

Kabi party pe jana ho

Kahin hular mchana ho

Zara na tm sharmana

Mje awaz de lena :p

 

From: Mona Najam


Saturday, June 19, 2010

Never" Lie to a smart woman ...

A man called home to his wife & said ,

'Honey' I've been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends ..

We'll be gone for a week .. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i've been wanting , so could u please pack enough clothes for a week , set out my rod & fishing box .. We're leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh !! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas ..

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said .. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good .. The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish ??

He said , ' Yes !! Lots of Salmon , some Bluegill & a few Swordfish ??

But why didn't u pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked u to ??

U'll love the answer.....!!!!

The wife replied , I did .. They're in your fishing box ...

 

From: Faheem Iqbal


Friday, June 18, 2010

Na Tum Jano Na Hum........

kyon chalti hai pawan ?
because of evaporation

kyon jhoome hai gagan ?
because of earth's revolution

kyon machalta hai mann ?
because of excessive respiration

na tum janno na hum ?
but i just gave all the answers

kyon aati hai bahar ?
because of change in season

kyon lutata hai kaarar ?
because of mental tension

kyon hota hai pyaar ?
because of fatal attraction

na tum janno na hum ?
like i said these are all science phenomena

kyon gum hai har disha                             

because u have lost the sense of direction

 

na tum janno na hum?
I think u r jealous from my intelligence

Nice Shairee....

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Raaz ki baatein likhi aur khat khula rehney diya,
Jaaney kyon rusvaayeyoo ka silsila rehney diya !


Umar bhar mere saath reh kar woh na samjha dil ki baat,
Do dilon ke darmiyaan ik faasla rehney diya !


Apni fitrat woh badal paya na iskay bawajood,
Khatam ki ranjish magar gila rehnay diya !


Main samjhta tha khushi degi mujhey `Woh' fareb,
Isliye maine ghumoo say raabta rehnay diya !

 

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Tu paas bhi ho to dil beqaraar apna hai
Ke humko tera nahi intizaar apna hai


Mille koi bhi tera zikr chair dete hain
Ke jaise saara jahaan raaz-daar apna hai


Wo door ho to bajaa tark-e-dosti ka khayaal
Wo saamne ho to kub ikhtiyaar apna hai


Zamaane bhar ke dukhon ko laga liya dil se 
Is aasre pe ke ek gum-guzaar apna hai


"Faraz" rahat-e-jaan bhi wohi hai kya keejay
Wo jiske haath se seena figaar apna hai

 

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Mein Ne Poocha Tere Baal Kaisey Hain,
Us Ne Qudrat Ka Inaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Kab Ho Gi Mulaqaat,
Us Ne Qayamat Ki Sham Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Itna Tarpaati Kyon Ho,
Us Ne Jawani Ka Intiqaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tere Khad-o-Khaal Kaisey Hain,
Us Ne Husn Tamaam Likh Bhejja..

Mein Ne Poocha Tujhey nafrat Kiss Se Hai,
Us Ne MERA Hi Naam Likh Bhejja..


Sometimes

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Sometimes

>when home seems far away; and

>the horizon seems impossible.

>

>

>sometimes

>when stress is pressing a lot,

>you hit the pebbles on the road; and

>crush the leaves under your feet.

>

>

>"let me go back", is what you think.

>but stop a while and look back,

>what do you see?

>

>

>you have come a long way,

>so many seasons;

>have you seen here,

>

>

>so many pastures;

>have you crossed by.

>

>

>so many times;

>you felt the cool breeze; and

>smelt the moist soil.

>

>

>so many rainbows;

>you made here; and

>so many times;

>did they splash colors in your life.

>

>

>so many times;

>you ran hard, and

>crossed the hills in no time.

>

>

>and now, when you are almost home

>you feel low, Once

>look around and see

>

>

>the grass is still green; and

>small shades are still there.

>autumn has grown old,

>bees have started buzzing; and

>birds humming new songs.

>

>

>rest for a while and start again

>fill your life with zest

>and forget about the rest

>you have to pace up this time; and

>see that you do reach home.


اپنا اس کو مان لو

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دیکھتے ہی دیکھتے ،سنتے ہی سنتے ، چلے جا رہے ہیں

بولتے ہی بولتے ،جاگتے ہی جا گتے ،مرے جا رہے ہیں

 

کھیل کر میدان میں،تیرے ہی دھیان میں تھکے جا رہے ہیں

بھول کر خیال میں ،سوچ کر سوال میں گھٹے جا رہے ہیں

 

وقت کا دھارا روک کر ، دریا میں ماضی جھونک کر

ساری حقیقت ڈول دی ، دل کی آنکھ جو کھول دی

 

حق باہو نے ہوُ کہا دل سے غیر پھانک کر

ان الحق کی سن صدا ،اپنے اپ میں جھانک کر

 

ا ئے کاش تجھ میں بھی وہ بلال کی آواز ہو

اندر کے غیر کو مار دو عشق کی میراث لو

 

ڈر ڈر کے جینا چھوڑ کر ، زنجیر نفس کی توڑ کر

دل کھول کر پہچان لو ، اپنا اس کو مان لو

 

From: Chandio


Free Ebooks

http://ebooks.allfree-stuff.com/

 

From: waqasz


Mindset

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From: Faheem Iqbal


ATM Thieves


BP World Energy Resources Statistics


Where is my Dozer?


Countries Information

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Joke

A tiger killed a sardar in zoo.

A man asked y did u only killed sardar in crowd?

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Tiger-aur kya karta...saala kab se keh rha tha "ini wadi billi"

 

From: Bina Aslam


Thursday, June 17, 2010

Us nay Kaha k...

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From: TARIQ JAVED


I am A Real Engineer .......!!!! Hooray ...

Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!

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Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that!

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New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that!

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No bottle opener?  I can fix that! 

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Room too dark?  I can fix that!

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Electrical problem?  I can fix that!

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Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that! 

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Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that

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Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that!

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No ice chest?  I can fix that!

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Car imported from the wrong country?  I can fix that!

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Satellite goes out in the rain?  I can fix that!

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No store to heat water for coffee or tea?  I can fix that!

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Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that!

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Power FAILURE   

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Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!

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Flat Tire...no problem

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Desk overloaded?  I can fix that

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Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that!

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Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that!

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Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that!

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Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that!

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No skatepark in town?  I can fix that!

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kuch nahi milta....

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kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kr kuch nahe milta,,

mundero se chragho ko bhujaa kr kuch nahe milta..

 

koi ik aadh spnaa ho to phir acha bhi lgta ha,,

hzaroo khawab aankho ma sjaa kr kuch nahe milta..

 

ye acha ha k aaps k bharem na tootne paye,,

kabhi bhi dosto ko aazmaa kr kuch nahi milta...

 

jane kis dil se jazbo ki u taskin krta hoon,,

bzahir to tumhare khat jlaa kr kuch nahe milta...

 

faket tum se hee krta hu ma sari raaz ki bate,,,

her ik ko dastane dil suna kr kuch nahe milta....

 

mujhe akser sitaro se ye hee awaaz aati ha,,,

kisi k hijer ma nindey ganwaa kr kuch nahi milta....

 

jiger hojae ga chalni,ye aankhe khoon roengee,,,

wasi befaiz logo se nibhaa kr kuch nahe miltaa...

 

poet:wasi shah.

book:aankhe bheeg jati hein.

 

From: HUMA KAZMI


Kash Koi Samjha Deta

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~*~

Guftugo Ke Lamhon Main
Dekh He Nahi Paatay
Ham Tumharay Chehray Ko
Tum Hamari Aankhon Ko
Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain
Chasm-o-lab Ko Parhtay Hain
Baat Chor Datay Hain

Kash Koi Samjha Day
Loag Kis Tarah Dil Ki
Manzilain Alag Kar Kay
Saath Chor Datay Hain
Aaj Aisa Kartay Hain
Bey-sabab Bikhartay Hain
Zaat Taur Datay Hain...

~*~


Poetry

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KISI KE YAAD MAY ROTAY NAHEE HUM
HAMAY CHUP CHAAP JALNA A GAYA HAY


GULABOUN KO TUM APNAY PAAS RAKHO
HAMAY KAANTOUN PER CHALNA A GAYA HAY

 

 

ziker na karna

is bar baharon say mera ziker na karna
ghar jao to yaron say mera ziker na karna

woh meri kahani ko galat rang na dedain kahin
afsana nigaron say mera ziker na karna

shayad ye anderay he mujhe raah dikhayen
ab chand sitaron say mera ziker na karna

lay jayengi gehrai main tumko bhi baha kar
darya kay kinaron say mera ziker na karna

woh shakhs milay to ussay her baat batana
tum sirf isharon say mera ziker na karna

 

 

TUM..

Tum ko chahtey hoey bhi bhool jana acha laga
Ansoon ko chupa kar muskurana acha laga....

 

Tum ajnabi they meray liey mager apna jaan kar acha laga
Pehchan to ik pal ki thi,mager sadiyon se jaan kar acha laga

 

Meri zindagi ka sarmaya thay mager tum ko lutana acha laga
Meray armanon ka sawan thay mager tum ko barsana acha laga

 

Meri khushiyon ka jahan thay mager tum ko mitana acha laga
Khud ko bhool jana aur tum ko yaad karna acha laga

 

Logon k kehney main aana aur sab kuch bhulana bolo kissey acha laga
Yehi to rasm-e-duniya hai isay nibhana acha laga


aiay lougo!

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aiay lougo! main wo raahi nahin

jo

manzil say pehlay thek jaiay

 

wo phool nahin jo chalti hawa say bikhar jaiay

 

main dia nahin,main shama nahin

jo subha say pehlay bujh jaiay

 

main aisi aik kitaab hoon

jo bund hai apnay lafzoon main

kuch jumloon main kuch fikroon main...


Mujhay apni zindagi chahiya............!

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Talkh say in lamhon main

Zahar gholi  saatoon main

Kuch zaiqa badalnay ko

Waqat kay khazanay say

qabl moot kay dar anay say

Khwa kuch bhi iss ki qeemat ho

Khwa kuch bhi iss kay badal main ho

Mujhay kuch kushi chahiya

Thori see hasi chahiya

Mujhay apni zindagi chahiya

qabl moot kay dar anay say

Waqat kay khazanay say

Mujhay kuch lamhay chahiyan

Usay kuck sunanay ko

Uss say kuch sunnay ko

Mujhay apni zindagi chahiya               


Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Faslay

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Faslay Asay Bi Houn Gay Yeh khabi Soocha Na Tha

Samnay Betha Tha Meray Aur Wo Mera Na Tha

 

 

 

Wo k khusboo ke tarah Phela Tha Meray Char Soo

Main Use Mehsoos Kar Sakta Tha, Choo Sakta Na Tha

 

 

 

Aaj Us Ne Dard Bhi Apne Elehda Ker Laye

Aaj Main Roya To Mere Sath Wo Roya Na Tha

 

 

 

Ye Sabhi Veranian Us Ke Juda Hone Se Theen

Aankh Dundhlai Howi Thi Sheher Dundhlaya Na Tha

 

 

 

Yaad kar k Aur Bhi Takleef Hoti Thi

Bhool Janay kay Siwa Aur koi Charah Na Tha


Manzilain bhi uski thi…

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Manzilain bhi uski thi, Rasta bhi uska tha.

Ek main akela tha, Kafila bhi uska tha..

 

Sath-Sath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi,

phir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha...

 

Aaj kyun akela hoon, Dil sawal karta hai,

Log to uske the, Kya KHUDA bhi uska tha....                                            


SUNA HAI…

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SUNA HAI LOOG USSAY ANKH BHAR KAR DEKHTAY HAIN

TU US K SHEHR MEIN KUCH DIN THEHR KAR DEKHTAY HAIN

 

SUNA HAI RABT HAI US KO KHARAB HALOON SAY

SO APNAY AAP KO BARBAD KAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

 

SUNA HAI DARD KI GAHIK HAI CHISHAM NAZ IS KI

SO HUM BHI US KI GALI SAY GUZAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

 

SUNA HAI US KO BHI HAI SHAERO SHAIRI SAY SHUGHAF

TU HUM BHI MOEJZAY APNAY HUNAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

 

Poet: Ahmad Fraz

From: TARIQ JAVED


Manwa Re [ Noori ]

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>Artist: Noori

>Contributed By: NiDa

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>

>

>manwa re

>Dholki taal pe gaare

>Gaarey dil jhuum k gaa re

>Apna har dard chupa re

>Nach aur sab ko nachaa re

>Much pe ghuunghat daaley

>Naina do matwaaley

>Aaj koi chaala hai sajke piya naggarya re

>Ye bandhan naatey saarey tor k manwa re

>Ho mannwa reeeeeeee

>Ho mann wa re

>Ho mannwa re

>Na tarpa re

>Agan dil ki

>Na sulga re

>Na bharka re na chalka re

>Ye naina re

>Ho manwa re

>Rait ka mehal banaya

>Haath tery kuch na aya

>Jhok maire dill ki ujri

>Aas ka diya bujhayya

>Bichri yaadein de ke

>Pyaar sab se lee k

>Aaj koi chala hai sajj k piya nagarya re

>Ho mannwa re

>Ho mannwa re

>Maira sondha

>Saada jeeve

>Kissey shaidaa nag ham dheeve

>Na gham dhheve

>Sadaa jeeve

>Na gham dheeve

>Sadaa jeeve


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