Funny World

"This is a funny world we live in where they make Lemon juices with artificial flavours and Dishwash liquids with Real Lemons." :p

From: Bina Aslam

Kayak Travel App is developed by a friend of mine

Kayak travel app which has been developed by a friend of mine is receiving high ratings, check out

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from verizon http://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/taking-a-trip-this-summer-dont-forget-to-pack-your-most-important-travel-companion-your-verizon-wireless-smartphone-96555114.html

http://www.kayak.com/mobile

-urShadow

Append Multiple .txt files (batch)

http://www.computing.net/answers/programming/append-multiple-txt-files-batch/14557.html

Hadith

Narrated Abu 'Abs: I heard the Prophet (peace be upon him) saying, "Anyone whose feet are covered with dust in Allah's cause, shall be saved by Allah from the Hell-Fire." [Sahih Bukhari Volume 2, Book 13, Number 30]

Rasul Allah (sal Allahu alaihi wa sallam) said: “It is enough sin for a person, that he ignores those whom he is responsible for.” [Abu Daud]

From: Muhammad Khan

True Words:

"If everyone is Happy with U. . .

then Surely U might hav made many Compromises in Ur Life"

 

From: Asim Shehzad

Dua

Meri izaat k liye kafi hai k main Tera Banda hoon. . . ,.. or mary Fakhar k liye yehi kafi hai k "Tu" mera Parwardigar hai

Tu " vesa he hai....,....jaisa main chahta hon.... . " Bes "Tu" mujh ko veisa bana day jeisa "Tu" chahata hai. . . . . .!

From: Bina Aslam

Joke

A woman was kidnapped. The kidnapper sent a piece of her finger to her husband & demanded money.

Husband replied:

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I need more proof... :) :D

 

From: Omer Munir

Don't Copy, If U Can't Paste!

A popular motivational speaker Said.

"the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"

The audience was in silence and  shock . The speaker added

"And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and Applause!

A top Manager trained by him tried to copy this at home after a drink.

He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

"The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my Wife!"

Standing there for twenty sec trying to recall the second Half of the joke, he finally blurted out "and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed recovering from burns of boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't Copy, If U Can't Paste!

 

From: Khurram Naveed

Innovation at itz best

From: Muhammad Naveed Khan

20100627 – Khanpur track through D12

 http://gpsed.com/track/5950484350884951354

Start Date/Time:
27.06.2010 / 06:25:14 GMT

Duration:
3hr 2min

Distance:
35.9 km (1129 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad

Finish Date/Time:

27.06.2010 / 09:27:56 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
709.2 m

Altitude (max):
874 m

Speed (average):
11.7 km/h

Speed (max):
94.6 km/h

A set of Powerful Duain

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From: Hanif Awan

Al - Quraan (The only truth & final guidance for all mankind)

From: Hanif Awan

20100620 - Nafees's Valima

http://gpsed.com/track/5950484350275800643 

Start Date/Time:
20.06.2010 / 05:04:41 GMT

Duration:
12hr 47min

Distance:
380.4 km (4395 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad -> undefined

Finish Date/Time:

20.06.2010 / 05:04:41 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
791.7 m

Altitude (max):
1240 m

Speed (average):
29.7 km/h

Speed (max):
123.9 km/h

20100612 – Mian Jee ki Daal

 

http://gpsed.com/track/5950484349596538987 

Start Date/Time:
12.06.2010 / 08:17:41 GMT

Duration:
7hr 52min

Distance:
318.8 km (2050 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad

Finish Date/Time:

12.06.2010 / 16:10:39 GMT

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
340.1 m

Altitude (max):
541 m

Speed (average):
40.4 km/h

Speed (max):
116.3 km/h

Baba Bullay Shah

Kalleyan ishq kamana okha,

Kisey nu yaar banana okha,

Pyar pyar te har koi bole,

Kar k pyar nibhana okha,

Har koi dukhaan te hus lenda,

Kise da dard vandana okha,

Gallan naal nai rutbey mildey,

Jougi bhes vatana okha,

Koi kisey di gal nai sunda,

Lokaan nu samjhana okha!!!

 

From: Bina Aslam

Hadith

The Prophet (peace and prayer be upon him) said, "Two blessings are neglected by most, the health and free time." –Bukhari

From: Ibn Halal

Hadith

The Prophet (peace be upon him) said, "If Allah loves a person, He calls Gabriel saying, 'Allah loves so and-so; O Gabriel! Love him.' Gabriel would love him and make an announcement amongst the inhabitants of the Heaven. 'Allah loves so-and-so, therefore you should love him also,' and so all the inhabitants of the Heaven would love him, and then he is granted the pleasure of the people on the earth." [Bukhari]

From: Muhammad Khan

Qoute

"Your best relation is the one who is the first one to come in your mind when you want to share some thing with anyone."

From: Mona Najam

The bigest mistake of most of D grlz:

The biggest mistake of most of D grlz:

"tHey LiSsEn hAlf,uNdRstAnD quArTer But Tell DOUBLE":)

 

From: Bina Aslam

Daily Quran and Hadith

From: Muhammad Umer Shahzad

Importance of Azzan !!!

From: Amer Aleem

Sadaqas

From: maryam chudary