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Friday, January 23, 2009

The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN

From: Abdul Wasae/TEC/ISB
The Palestinian Representative's Speech at the UN
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'Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses. When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, 'What a good opportunity to have a bath!'
He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.
When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished.
An Israeli had stolen them.'
The Israeli  representative jumped up furiously and shouted, 'What are you talking about?  The Israelis weren't there then.'
The Palestinian representative smiled and said:
'And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.'

2 comments:

  1. Daisy CasillasFebruary 27, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    This joke was originally the other way around: It was the Israeli who said it which makes sense: MOSES WAS AN ISRAELITE as were all the people with him! So of course there were "Israelis" there! LOL

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  2. Nauman KhanFebruary 28, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    Mosa which u call as Moses was a Yahudi which u call as Jew. Mosa was not an Israeli coz there was no Israel at that time and thats what the joke says.

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