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Friday, March 20, 2009

Definitions you won't find in the dictionary

CHICKENS: The only creatures you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.

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