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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Things married guys know and bachelors should know

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a

bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --Socrates

 

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

--Dumas

 

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

--Anonymous

 

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the

second one didn't." --Patrick Murray

 

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. --Henny

Youngman

 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --Milton

Berle

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