What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say,  "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's

Direct  Marketing

 

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's

Advertising.

 

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get  her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich.  Marry me."
That's

Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and  straighten your tie; you walk up to her You open the  door for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then  say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"

That's

Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to  you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you."
That's 

Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and  say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. 

That's

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