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Sunday, March 22, 2009

You are addicted to the internet when …

  • You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 2.01or higher”

  • You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives

  • When looking at a page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple

  • Your dog has its own home page

  • You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem

  • Your phone bill makes your dad go crazy

  • You code your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL

  • You wake up at to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed

  • You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP...because you never log off

  • You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one

  • Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address in print or on TV, even though you've never had heart problems before

  • Your mother says communication is important in a family...so you ask her for another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat

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