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Thursday, April 9, 2009

Doctor Jokes

"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet ?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Great! I never could before!"
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A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
 
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
 
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
 
"10..." says the doctor.
 
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
 
"10...9...8...7..."

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