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Thursday, April 9, 2009

good ones

>Help a man when he is in trouble and

>he will remember you

>when he is in trouble again.

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>Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

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>It is not exactly cheating,

>I prefer to consider it

>creative problem solving.

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>Behind every successful woman,

>is a man who is surprised.

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>Most people are only alive because

>it is illegal to shoot them.

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>The number of people watching you

>is directly proportional to the

>stupidity of your action.

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>Life is pleasant.

>Death is peaceful.

>It's the transition that's troublesome.

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