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Saturday, April 11, 2009

Good ones

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?

He is given his last chance to run away.

 

LOVE is like a CIGAR

It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...

But don't worry - we are chain smokers

 

ur smile can be compared to a flower

ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo

ur innocence to a child

but in stupidity

u have no comparison

u r the best

 

The human brain is most outstanding thing.......

it functions 24hrs 365 days.....

it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love

 

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class

Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler committed suicide

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