The Great Donkey Theorem

> Equations!

> >
> > Equation
> > 1 
> >
> >
> > Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy 
> >
> > Donkey = eat + sleep 
> >
> > Therefore: 
> > Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy 
> >
> > Therefore: 
> > Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work 
> >
> > In other words, 
> > A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that
> > works. 
> >
> >
> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++
> > ++ 
> >
> > Equation 2 
> >
> >
> > Man = eat + sleep + earn money 
> > Donkey = eat + sleep 
> >
> > Therefore: 
> > Man = Donkey + earn money 
> >
> > Therefore: 
> > Man-earn money = Donkey 
> >
> > In other words 
> > Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey 
> >
> >
> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++
> > + 
> >
> > Equation 3 
> >
> >
> > Woman= eat + sleep + spend 
> > Donkey = eat + sleep 
> >
> > Therefore: 
> > Woman = Donkey + spend 
> > Woman - spend = Donkey 
> >
> > In other words, 
> > Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey 
> >
> > ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++
> > + 
> >
> >
> > To Conclude: 
> > From Equation 2 and Equation 3 
> >
> >
> > Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't
> > spend 
> >
> > So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! 
> > And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! 
> >
> > So, We have: 
> > Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money 
> >
> >
> > Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can
> > conclude 
> >
> >
> > Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily
> > together!

From: Ali Mohsin