Airline announcements :)

Airline Announcements?

'There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane'

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An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy Which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a 'Thanks for flying our airline. " He said that, in light of his bad landing, I had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane.

She said, 'Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question? "

'Why, no, Ma'am,' said the pilot. 'What is it? "

The little old lady said, 'Did we land, or were we shot down? "

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Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: 'We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of U.S. Airways. "

From: Nusrat Rehan Mazhary