From: Pyaru Jamal pyarujamal@yahoo.ca
| Someone has reminded me, so I am reminding those of you who are over 50!
Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading Toward 70!
1.
Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2....
In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
3.
No one expects you to run anywhere.
4.
People call at 9 PM and ask, 'Did I wake you?'
6.
There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7.
Things you buy now won't wear out..
8.
You can eat supper at 4 PM..
11.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
13..
You sing along with elevator music.
14.
Your eyes won't get much worse.
15.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the weather service.
17.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either..
18.
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. | |
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