I am A Real Engineer .......!!!! Hooray ...

Don't have a spoon?  I can fix that!

Seatbelt broken?  I can fix that!

New TV too big for the old cabinet?  I can fix that!

No bottle opener?  I can fix that! 

Room too dark?  I can fix that!

Electrical problem?  I can fix that!

Car stereo stolen?  I can fix that! 

Bookshelf cracking under the weight?  I can fix that

Can't afford a real GPS?  I can fix that!

No ice chest?  I can fix that!

Car imported from the wrong country?  I can fix that!

Satellite goes out in the rain?  I can fix that!

No store to heat water for coffee or tea?  I can fix that!

Wiper motor burned out?  I can fix that!

Power FAILURE   

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Display rack falling over?  I can fix that!

Flat Tire...no problem

Desk overloaded?  I can fix that

Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option?  I can fix that!

Exhaust pipe dragging?  I can fix that!

Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry?  I can fix that!

Cables falling behind the desk?  I can fix that!

No skatepark in town?  I can fix that!