biwi

Husband: aj kia pakana he?
Wife: jo ap kahein
H: daal chawal bna lo
W: abi kal to pakay thy
H: sbzi bna lo
W: bachy nahe khaty
H: qeema bna lo
W: wo mujhy allergy ho jati he
H: parathy bna lo
W: raat ko parathay kon khata he
H: phir kia pakao g
W: jo aap kahain:)


From: Asim Shahzad

Joke

** Wife...Na hum apni shadi ki
salgirah pr dawat ke ley bakra ziba karen?
**SHOHAR....galti to me ne ki ha to saza us gharib ko Q dein...

From: Bina Aslam

Pathan

Q: What does "pipe pipe por por pipe por pipe por" mean?

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Ans:

A pathan giving you his phone number

"55 44 54 54"


From: Bina Aslam

20100722 - Mango Party

-urShadow

ehsaan

"Aur ALLAH Paak ehsaan kerny walon ko dost rekhta hai." {Al-Qur'an}


From: Nauman Ali

Loadshadding

If light goes in America,

they call at power house.

In Japan, they test d fuse.

But


In Pakistan, we check neighbour's house


"SHUKAR ha SAB KI GAI HA":


From: Mona Najam

The Success Story

قصة نجاح الانسان

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‪‬‪The success story‬‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 6...... Success is..... Finding your way home - From school‬في عمر 6........ النجاح هو..... إيجاد طريقك للبيت - من المدرسة‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 12.... Success is... Having friends‬في عمر 12...... النجاح هو..... لديك أصدقاء‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 18.... Success is... Having a driver's license‬في عمر 18...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على رخصة قيادة‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 20..... Success is ... Having money‬في عمر 20...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على المال‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 35..... Success is... Having money‬في عمر 35...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على المال‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 45.....Success is... Having money‬في عمر 45...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على المال‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 55...... Success is... Having money‬في عمر 55...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على المال‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 60.....Success is.... Having money‬في عمر 60...... النجاح هو..... الحصول على المال‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 65..... Success is... Keeping a driver's license‬في عمر 65...... النجاح هو..... استمرار مفعول رخصة القيادة‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 70.....Success is... Having friends‬في عمر 70...... النجاح هو..... لديك أصدقاء‬‬

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‪‬‪At Age 75.....Success is ... Finding your way home - From anywhere‬في عمر 75...... النجاح هو..... إيجاد طريقك للبيت - من أي مكان‬‬

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From: Muhammad Umair Sami

Pathan

1 admi ko 1 jin mila
us ne jin se kaha: "Meri dili khuahish hy k tum saray pathano'n ko pakistan se nikal do"


Jin replied: "Lala Zama urdu nishta poye..!!


From: Salman Ilyas

quiz :)

Can u translate the following in urdu

Sun+Lion+1/4

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Nahi pata ?
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koshish to karo
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"Aftab Sher Pao"


From: Salman Ilyas

competition :)

A Camel,cow & a Donkey discussing
who
is da best,

Camel: i help in moving heavy loads

Cow: i give milk














kuch tey bol yar
teri izzat da sawal hai


From: Sana Azam

r u relaxing?

1 Sardar Beach Per Leta Hua Tha K Wahan Se 1 Angraiz Guzra Or Sardar Se Poocha:
Are You Relaxing?

Sardar:
No i m Biljeet Singh

Phir Dobara 1 Angraiz Guzra Or Us Ne B Yahi Poocha:
Are You Relaxing?

Sardar Gussay Se:
No i m Biljeet Singh

Ye Keh K Uth Gya Or Apne Se Kuch Duor Lete Huay Angraiz Se Poocha:
Are You Relaxing?

Angraiz:
Yes i m Relaxing

Sardar:
Oye Tinnu Loki Pichay Labh Rhay Ne, Te Tu ithay Aram Kar Reya Ain?


From: Salman Ilyas

dua

Yaar ye dua meri ammi k liye hai
Plz dil se Aameen kehna,




Ae ALLAH, meri ammi ko


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Ek pyari si bahu atta farma
Aameen
Chalo dil se bolo AAMEEN


From: Salman Ilyas

Tum ho...

Mera Saawan Bhi Tum Ho Meri Piyas Bhi Tum Ho!
Sehra Ki Baahon Mein Chupi Aas Bhi Tum Ho..

Tum Yun To Bohat Door Bohat Door Ho Mujh Se!

Ehsaas Ye Hota Hai Mere Paas Bhi Tum Ho..

Har Zakham Ki Aaghosh Mein Hai Dard Tumhara!

Har Dard Mein Taskeen Ka Ehsaas Bhi Tum Ho..

Kho Jao To Veeran Si Ho Jati Hain Rahein..

Mil Jao To Phr Jeene Ka Ehsaas Bhi Tum Ho!

Likhti Hun To Tum He Utarte Ho Qalum Se!

Parhti Hun To Lehja Bhi Tum Aawaaz Bhi Tum Ho...!


From: Ali Bukhari

Fakeer

Fakeer: phle ap 10 rpe dete the, phr 5,ab 1 rpya Q?

Man: pehle me knwara tha, phr shadi ki, ab bache hen

Fkeer: buht khub, mere paison se gahr chala rhe ho..


From: Salman Ilyas

Sher k bache...

Sardar Gee Ka Bacha School Jatay Huay Bohat Ro Raha Tha.

Sardar Bola: Sher Day Bachay Ronday Nai

Bacha Bola: Sher Day Bachay School V Nai Janday.


From: Salman Ilyas

Ye soch kr...

Ye soch kar us ny aftaar party se jaib me pakoray dall liye
Faraz...

















Daagh to chala jay ga,
ye waqt phir nahi aaye ga...


From: Sana Azam

Joke

1 admi Tahajud Parny K Bad Dua Mangta hy:Mola! Sb So Ray Hn Or Me Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hun. Sath Wali Charpai Se Awaz i:
Oye Apni Dua Mang Sadi Shkayatan na la.


From: Ali Bukhari

Tip of the day!

Always keep ur picture in ur pocket. Whenever u face any problem, just look at ur picture and say 3 times:

'' IF I CAN FACE THIS, I CAN FACE ANYTHING.''


From: Wishal Aemal

Apne dosto ko me kese samjaon...

Apne dosto ko me kese samjaon
faraz.
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K Mohabbat msg bejhne se Nhe Balance Bhejne se Barhti he
;)


From: Salman Ilyas

Kanjos...

Kanjoos to taxi driver: abdullah shah ghazi k mazaar peh jao gay
Taxi driver: han jaon ga
Kanjoos nay jaib say shopper nikala or kaha: wapsi main langer ki baryani letay ana.


From: Umair Sami

"New Funny GAME"

Sath sath solve karty jain


Sab se pehly 1 se 9 tk koi number apny Zahen me rakh len




Thek?





Phir us me 5 ADD kren




phir 2 se MULTIPLY kren




phir 2 ADD Kr den




phir 5 se Multiply kar den




Jo jawab aye us me se 8 subtract kar den




Phir 2 se multiply kar den




or 5 ADD Kar den




Jo ANSWER aye usy




Ek khali PAGE
pe likh len




Phir us PAGE ka Jahaz bana k oraain or Enjoy karen
Believe me bht maza ayega,,,


From: Salman Ilyas

Sum Rules NEWTON 4got 2 mention!

Law of Traffic Lane:
If u change Lane,
The 1 u left will start movin faster than d 1 ur in now!

Law Of Result:
When u try to prove to someone that a machine doesn't work,
It will!


From: Hasan Wasim

Us k qadam...

Us k qadam jahan paray humne wo jaga choom li ..



* FARAZ *



OR
wo meri * AMMi *SAY keh gai ..



Aanti twada Munda mitti khanda ay .


From: Salman Ilyas

Woh apni B.V se...

Woh apni B.V se ye keh kar door chala gaya
"FARAZ"
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Dosti door ki achi
Roti tandoor ki achi
Daal masoor ki achi
B.V.Shakoor ki achi..
,@K


From: Umair Sami

Golden words

Aj ka kam kal per mat talo
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Woh parsoo bhi ho sacta hai
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So take full rest & enjoy ur today :)


From: Khurram Naveed

Joke

A WOMAN 2 SIKH POLICE OFFICER:
Sardar Gee 1 saal ho gaya mera shohar ghar se aalu laine giya tha wapis nahi aya. SARDAR:
Tay tusi koi hor salan paka lo...


From: Bilal Abdul Haque

Joke

1pathan ne jali note bnaya or Quaid-e-azam ki topi bhol gya
jb dukndr ko dia to dukndr ne kha topi ni hay
Pathan: Ye qauid e azam ki GARMION ki tsveer hy..


From: Wishal Aemal

joke

When Titanic was sinking; An Italian asked a sardar: How far is the Land? Sardar: 1 Km. Italian Jumped in Sea & asked: Which way?

Sardar: Thally nu!


From: Bilal Abdul Haque

Joke

sardar parkd his car in
"no parking area"
when he returned saw a notice on his car
"parking fine"

sardar wrote:
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"thanks 4 the compliment" B)


From: Wishal Aemal

I.Q TEST!

Mother's name is SIXTY TWO.
Son's name is FIFTY TWO.
Daughter's name is FORTY TWO.
What is the name of Father ? Reply or ur iq will b considred WEAK!






















Ans: TWO

From: Wishal Aemal

I.Q TEST!

Mother's name is SIXTY TWO.
Son's name is FIFTY TWO.
Daughter's name is FORTY TWO.
What is the name of Father ? Reply or ur iq will b considred WEAK!






















Ans: TWO

From: Wishal Aemal

Life Means...

Life Means
6 Friends 2 bikes but no petrol...!
Life Means
Exam Night 6 Dufers and no notes...!

Life Means Principal's class
6 bunkers and 1 car....!

Life Means
1 Girl 6 Friends and all r saying
Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi....

Life Means
Evrything stupid but somthing sensible
Like
FRIENDSHIP...!


From: Omer Munir

what is Forgiveness?

A teacher asked,"what is Forgiveness? " A cute little girl gave this lovely reply,"It's the wonderful smell that a flower gives when it is being crushed"


From: Omer Munir

Sheikh

Shiekh:Mera abba mar gia hy
News k kitne charges loge?

Newsman:50Rs Per Word

Likho "Gafoor Died"

Sir Atleast 6Words

Ok

"Gafoor Died Suzuki mehran for sale"


From: Omer Munir

world is round

Good ßoys are found in every corner of the world



But...




Unfortunately..

da earth is round!:O


From: Wishel Aemal

Joke

Man1: I Don't Want 2 Marry Bcz I'm Afraid Of All Women

Man 2: Get Married Soon, Then You Will Be Afraid Of Only One Woman & Start Loving all Others. ;)


From: Omer Munir

Tum Mosam Mosam lagty ho...

Tum Mosam Mosam lagty ho,
Jo Pal Pal rang badalty ho..

Tum Sawan Sawan lagty ho,
Jo sadion bad barasty ho..

Tum Sapna Sapna lagty ho,
Jo Mujhko kam kam dikhty ho..

Tum Pal Pal Mujh se larhty ho,
Par phir b achay lagty ho..

Baat to hai sharmili c..
Par kehnay ko DIL chahta hai..
Lo aaj Tumhy ye keh dala....
Tum Apny Apny lagty ho..


From: Khalid Mian

Kuch is tarah...

Kuch is tarah us ne mujhe bewaqoof bana diya FARAZ,,

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From: Wishal Aemal

lassi

Alkaloids (Heavily Derivatized Amino Acid),
Hyoscymine,
Atropine,
Cocaine,
Codein 3,
Morphine,
Tetrodotoxin,
Vincristine,
Vinblastine,
Terpenoids,
Azdirechtin,
Artemisinin,
Tetrahydrocann,
Abinol,
Steroids,
Glycosides,
Nojirimycin,
Phenols,
Resveratrol,
Phenazines,
Pyocyanin,


Ye msg 3 baar Parh kar 4 logon ko send karen


InshaAllah Dimagh ki Lassi ban jayegi :O


From: Wishal Aemal

Blackberry Bold 9000 new Handheld Software for Mobilink is Out

The details r:

BlackBerry Handheld Software v5.0.0.1137 (Multilanguage)
Package Version: 5.0.0.1137
Consisting of:

• Applications: 5.0.0.681
• Software Platform: 5.2.0.64
• File name: 9000M_PBr5.0.0_rel1137_PL5.2.0.64_A5.0.0.681_Mobilink.exe
• File size: 124.75MB

Note: The Software Platform and Applications version numbers can be found under Options-About screen on the handheld.

Can be downloaded from: https://www.blackberry.com/Downloads/entry.do?code=4BA29B9F9E5732ED33761840F4BA6C53

 

-urShadow

I need 2 ask u sumtng…

I need 2 ask u sumtng & i want u 2 b totally honest wd me.. Got it? It might b awkward b/w us aftr dis bt i've 2 knw hw u feel..i've kept it in 4 a while nw bt i thnk its finally tym i b straight up & i hope ds doesnt ruin da relatnshp v already hv..I dnt see anyodr way i cud get ovr dis.. Jst doesnt seem fair on me if i dnt gt an answer...I want u 2 tel me no mater hw harsh it is..I jst want ur honest opinion..Is O'more ice-cream better dan Walls???

:D

From: Bina Aslam

DONT IGNORE

Hm Rozana Najany Ktny Faltu Msg Krty Hn,

1 Msg Ksi K Bhaly K Lye B Kr Dn

Dua Ki Apeal Ha

Mene 2 kharbuzy Khridy Hn

Dua Kren K Meethey Niklen ;)

 

From: Ali Bukhari

MoRniNg S t o r y . . .

One day a Fisherman got up very early in the Morning, There was not enough SunLight to get into the Sea, There He saw a Pack of Stones, For Time Pass He Started Throwing the Stones into the Sea, While having the Last Stone in the Hand, The Sun came up then He saw that the Stone was a

"DiaMonD..."

He Felt for his Misfortune öf Throwing all of them into the Sea..

Moral :

"Do not Get up Early in the Morning"

 

From: Faheem Iqbal

Pakistani Cricket One Day International Captains Success Rate

Num	Name	Year	Played	Won	Tied	Lost	No result	SR
22	Shoaib Malik	2007-2009	26	18	0	8	0	69%
1	Intikhab Alam	1972/3-1974	3	2	0	1	0	67%
19	Inzamam-ul-Haq	2002/3-2007	76	46	0	28	2	62%
11	Saleem Malik	1992-1994/5	34	21	2	11	0	62%
14	Waqar Younis	1993/4-2002/3	62	37	0	23	2	62%
7	Zaheer Abbas	1981/2-1984/5	14	8	0	5	1	62%
13	Wasim Akram	1992/3-1999/2000	109	66	2	41	0	61%
15	Moin Khan	1994/5-2000/1	34	20	0	14	0	59%
8	Imran Khan	1982-1991/2	139	75	1	59	4	56%
18	Rashid Latif	1997/8-2003	25	13	0	12	0	52%
3	Majid Khan	1975	2	1	0	1	0	50%
4	Mushtaq Mohammad	1976/7-1978/1979	4	2	0	2	0	50%
20	Mohammad Yousuf	2003/4-2004/5	4	2	0	2	0	50%
16	Saeed Anwar	1994/5-1999/2000	11	5	0	6	0	45%
17	Aamer Sohail	1995/6-1998/9	22	9	0	12	1	43%
6	Javed Miandad	1980/1-1992/3	61	25	1	33	2	42%
21	Younis Khan	2004/5-2006/7	5	2	0	3	0	40%
12	Rameez Raja	1992-1997	22	7	0	13	2	35%
2	Asif Iqbal	1975-1979	6	2	0	4	0	33%
23	Younus Khan	2009	3	1	0	2	0	33%
5	Wasim Bari	1977/8-1978	5	1	0	4	0	20%
10	Abdul Qadir	1987/8-1988/9	5	1	0	4	0	20%
9	Sarfraz Nawaz	1983/4	1	0	0	1	0	0%
24	Mohammad Yousuf	2010	5	0	0	5	0	0%

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pakistan_national_cricket_captains

-urShadow