Excuse for not coming to School

There was a conversation going between sir & student:

Sir:Why haven't u come to school yesterday?

Student:Sir! there was a quarrel between my parents that's why

Sir: So what happened if your parents quarrel?

Student: Sir! one shoe was in my mother's hand and one on my father's that's why I didn't had any shoes and was unable to come to school.

 

Source: http://palamuot.blogspot.com/2010/07/stupid-excuse-for-not-coming-to-school.html