1) BRAIN TUMOR:
>Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
>Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
>Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
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>2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
>Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
>Mr. Bean: 9
>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
>Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
>the answer is 6!!
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>3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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>4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:
>Friend: What are you looking at?
>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
>Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
>Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
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>7) Mr. Bean:
>(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
>Friend: condolence, my friend.
>(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
>Friend: what now?
>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
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