Mr Bean Jokes..

1) BRAIN TUMOR:

>Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

>Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

>Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

>Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

>Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

>Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!

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>2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

>Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

>Mr. Bean: 9

>Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

>Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,

>the answer is 6!!

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>3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

>Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

>Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

>Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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>4) QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE:

>Friend: What are you looking at?

>Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

>Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

>Mr. Bean: four asterisks!

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>7) Mr. Bean:

>(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

>Friend: condolence, my friend.

>(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

>Friend: what now?

>Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!