Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Next time if there is a fire drill… please be careful :D

A fire alarm rang at 4 PM when almost all shift employees are in office (approx 2000).
As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins  passed..................................5 more mins passed.
Security Officer started Announcement: "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill. Due to the recession we are laying off almost 50% of employees. While moving in if your Access card does not work, then you are among those laid off & all your belongings will be  couriered to you tomorrow".
"We followed this approach as we didn't want to fill email box size with layoff mails and good bye mails in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".  
"Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".

From: Madiha Hasan Khan


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