Consultant :)

Once upon a time there was a shepherd tending his sheep at the edge of a country road.
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> A brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee screeches to a halt next to him. The driver, a young man dressed in a Brioni suit, Cerrutti shoes, Ray-Ban glasses, and Jovial Swiss wrist watch, gets out and asks the shepherd:
> "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?"
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> The shepherd looks at the young man, then looks at the sprawling field of sheep and says: "Okay."
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> The young man parks the SUV, connects his notebook and wireless modem, enters a NASA site, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with algorithms, then prints a 150 page report on his high tech mini printer. He then turns to the shepherd and says: "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here."
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> The shepherd answers: "That's correct, you can have your sheep."
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> The young man takes one of the animals and puts it in the back of his vehicle.
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> The shepherd looks at him and asks: "Now, if I guess your profession, will you pay me back in kind?"
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> The young man answers: "Sure."
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> The shepherd says: "You are a consultant."
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> "Exactly! How did you know," asks the young man?
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> Very simple, answers the shepherd. "First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew. Third, you do not understand anything about my business and I'd really like to have my dog back “

From: Abdul Wasae