most stupid questions people usually ask

> > 1. At the movies: When you meet
> > acquaintances/friends...
> > Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
> > Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

> > 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
> > Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
> > Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

> > 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
> > Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
> > Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occasionally also spit on it.

> > 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years.
> > Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
> > Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

> > 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
> > Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
> > Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive
lout...it's just the money.

> > 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
> > Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
> > Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu
> > tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You dumb.

> > 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
> > Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
> > Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.