*"If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" --
Linda Ellerbee
*"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." --
Elayne Boosler
*"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." --
Hedy Lamarr
*"There are two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works."
~Unknown
*"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --
Maryon Pearson
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