Funny Poetry

Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Bell bajain ge aur bhaag jayenge !

 

Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ke tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ke tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?

Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola.... 12036 entries found !

Arz kiya hai,
Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel k dekha to bhi santra tha,
Kha ke dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi,
jise pyaar kiya woh chali gayi.
Khud kashi karne chala,
Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali he chali gayi.

Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakhra to chorh diya yeh soch kar kay....
kambakht ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha!

Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....

 

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
chand to tum ho he, sitare bhi saath hote!!

 

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

 

Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :
" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho      dam hamara nikal jata hai.
Aye zalim!! Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

unki gali se guzar rahe thay kya ittefaq tha,
unki gali se guzar rahe thay kya ittefaq tha,
unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !