“As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...”
Sir Norman Wisdom
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!”
Doug Larson
“A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie!”
Eric Bolton
“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.”
Erno Philips
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
Erica Jong
“Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.”
Wendell Johnson
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born ?”
Benny Hill
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