If u Argue with a Child

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it

was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though

it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small. The little girl

stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher

reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically

impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked what if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied,

Then you ask him".

_________________________________________________________________________

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they

drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she

got to one little girl who as working diligently, she asked what the drawing

was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said,

"But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking

up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

__________________________________________________________________________

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to

persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice

it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's

Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or That's Michael. He's a doctor.'" A small voice

at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."

__________________________________________________________________________

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to

make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the

blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in

the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow

shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

__________________________________________________________________________

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school

for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made

a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line,at the other end of the table was a

large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all

you want. God is watching the apples.