A Pakistani chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.
HE WROTE :
Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and
exaltation of our joint dissimilation. Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion, To remain victim of your fascination.
SHE WROTE :
Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination, Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with little preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation undergo beautification. Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the determination of our relation.
1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my decision
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
of any fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation. In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation. I Remain, Unaffected by your affection.
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> 1) What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
>
> Mu Lee
>
> 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
>
> Tha Lee
>
> 3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over ?
>
> Kha Lee
>
> 4) What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?
>
> Saa Lee
>
> 5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
>
> Id Lee
>
> 6) Bruce Lee's favorite festival
>
> Diwa Lee
>
> 7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
>
> Sona lee
>
> 8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
>
> Qawa lee
>
> 9) What is Bruce Lee's most interesting job?
>
> Coo Lee
>
> 10) When did Bruce Lee die?
>
> Final Lee
>
> 11) How did Bruce Lee die?
> with a Go Lee
>
> 12) What is Bruce Lee's favourite hill station
>
> Kulu Mana Lee
>
> 13) This message sent from
>
> BANGA LEE
>
Pyaar mein dhoka series:by owaisurrehman khan .
>>>
>>>
>>>Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye.
>>>
>>>Badi der se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the
>>>paas jakar dekha to sardarji nahaye baithe the.
>>>
>>>
>>>Nonsense Series:
>>>
>>>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>>>Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>>>So? What's the big deal?
>>>
>>>Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
>>>Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
>>>Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
>>>
>>>Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>>>Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar
>>>Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
>>>
>>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
>>>Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain......
>>>jaise kaal chamak rahe the !!!
>>>
>>>mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
>>>mujhe phir wahi yaad aane lage hain
>>>mujhe kyon infinite loop me dal rahe hai??
>>>
>>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>>>kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ....
>>>ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
>>>
>>>Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
>>>Ke kal raat
>>>
>>>Gum woh cheez hai...
>>>Gum woh cheez hai...
>>>Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
>>>
>>>
>>>Thoda Sense Series:
>>>
>>>
>>>Khud ko kar buland itnaa..
>>>Ke' Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
>>>aur khuda tumse puche..
>>>'Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
>>>
>>>
>>>Door se dekha Series:
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
>>>Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
>>>Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
>>>Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
>>>Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa.
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>>Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>>>Paas
>>>
>>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>>Door se dekha to sher tha
>>>Is liye paas
Check the Love...On Advertisements.......
>> >>>> > >> >
>> >>>> > >> > If you love someone
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Go get it (Visa power)
>> >>>> > >> >Want to propose to a girl
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Just do it. (Nike)
>> >>>> > >> >
>> >>>> > >> > Before going to propose to a girl
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Believe in the best (BPL)
>> >>>> > >> > Not satisfied with your dates
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)
> >>>> > >> >
>> >>>> > >> > If you are going to propose to a girl,
>> >chances are...
>> >>>> > >> >>>* 50-50 (Britannia)
>> >>>> > >> >A guy having a number of girl friends
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Complete Man (Raymonds)
>> >>>> > >> >
>>>> > >> >If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Take it easy (Limca)
you get married to a girl of your
>> >mother's choice...
>> >>>> > >> >>>* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)
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