Laughing Time....

Good morning...Have u done two of the most
important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4u have never changed.
For me, you've always been...........
a headache !
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U &ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

SARDARJI JOKES

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road... why?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the Office.

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Koi Sardarji apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi aadmi bola:

Lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Banta singh: Post office.

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Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says," break nahi mar sakta tha kya?

Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar di..."

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Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar

idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe

honge....think.........

"YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"