Application format for Salary Increment

Here goes an example:A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail
from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side
on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With
the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with
trembling hands:-
Dear Sir,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm
leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me
to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene
with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice.
The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out
of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is
no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have
been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new
person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done
so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to
remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3
months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart".
I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the
purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a
parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount
that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will
consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out
of town since the new company is situated in another City.
Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to
get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings
are always with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000
entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the
upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it
with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very
much, hence your wish is my command.
Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from
your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better
programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime
in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my
employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company
which I am joining.
Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still
trembling, the Boss read:
PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy
working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are
worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary
Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when
it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this.
My respect and Best Regards to you!
Thanks & regards,

 

From: Dost Muhammad