Teacher Student

Teacher:
Tum Bare Ho Kar Kya Karoge?

Student:
Shadi...

Teacher:
Nahi, Mera Matlab Hai Kya Banoge?

Student:
Dulha...

Teacher:
Oho... I Mean Bare Hokar Kya Hasil Karo Ge?

Student:
Dulhan

Teacher: Uffo... Matlb aisa kya karoge? Jo tum ne pehle kabi nahi kya

Student:
Nikaah


From: Wishal Aemal