Tuesday, July 3, 2012

INSTALLING HUSBAND

INSTALLING HUSBAND !
A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition,
Husband 1.0uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Signed,

_______ _________ _________ _________


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REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system.
Please enter command:
ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband1.0to default to Silence 2.5
Whatever you do,
DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0and Good Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!

--
Technical support team

From: Tahseen Khan


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