columbus...

If Columbus had been married he would have never discovered America cuz -
1-Where are u going ?
2-With whom ?
3-To discover what ?
4-Can I come ?
5-When are you coming back ?
6-Can't you work from home?,
7-Can you take mom-in-law with u as well?
8-What will you bring for me?
9-Do call me when u reach there?
10-wapsi pay timatar aur dahi laitey ana ...


From: Faheem Iqbal

The Bathtub Test...

During a visit to a mental hospital, sum1 asked the Director, 'How do u determine whether or not a patient should be admitted?'

'Well',said the Director,'We fill a bathtub, then we give a teaspoon,a teacup & a bucket to the patient n ask him to empty the bathtub.'

The person said,'Oh, a normal person wud use the bucket cz its bigger.'

'No,'said the Director,'A normal person wud pull the drain plug.

Now, which bed do u want!?


From: Javeria Irfan

Marriage

:- What is the similarity between

Marriage
&
11:59 pm ?


?

?

?


Answer :

Dono ke baad,

Din badal jatay hain...:p



From: Wishal Aemal

Sardarni

Sardarni
"Rat kafi hogai hai par sardar g nai aye
Zrur ksi larki ka chakr hai"
Sardar ki maa
"Hmesha bura hi sochna! Kya pta ksi Truck k nechay aa gya ho!


From: Wishal Aemal