Small Kid
(on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today.
Madam: Who are you?
Kid: My papa iS speaking :D
From: Asim Shehzad
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
food or friend
Post Type :
Fun/Facts/Mystery
Tumhare bina zindagi me hai sannata
tum hi mera kabab tum hi mera paratha
ye dil to hogaya tum pe latto
tum hi to ho mere besan k laddo
ab to dekhon tumhare hi dream
tum hi to ho meri chapati or haleem
jo tum ho sath to hr sham hai suhani
tum hi to ho meri student biryani
jahan bhi dekhon tum aate ho nazar
tum hi to ho mere KFC k burger
ye dosti sada rahe hamari
tum hi to ho meri zindagi ki nihaari
From: Bina Aslam
tum hi mera kabab tum hi mera paratha
ye dil to hogaya tum pe latto
tum hi to ho mere besan k laddo
ab to dekhon tumhare hi dream
tum hi to ho meri chapati or haleem
jo tum ho sath to hr sham hai suhani
tum hi to ho meri student biryani
jahan bhi dekhon tum aate ho nazar
tum hi to ho mere KFC k burger
ye dosti sada rahe hamari
tum hi to ho meri zindagi ki nihaari
From: Bina Aslam
marriage
Post Type :
Fun/Facts/Mystery
Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.
but
love marriage means to go to the snake and say..
.
Le Kaat... Kaat na. :)
From: Khurram Naveed
but
love marriage means to go to the snake and say..
.
Le Kaat... Kaat na. :)
From: Khurram Naveed
wife
Post Type :
Fun/Facts/Mystery
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
From: Hasan Wasim
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
From: Hasan Wasim
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