Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Height of inn0cence

Small Kid
(on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today.
Madam: Who are you?
Kid: My papa iS speaking :D


From: Asim Shehzad

Monday, November 1, 2010

food or friend

Tumhare bina zindagi me hai sannata

tum hi mera kabab tum hi mera paratha

ye dil to hogaya tum pe latto

tum hi to ho mere besan k laddo

ab to dekhon tumhare hi dream

tum hi to ho meri chapati or haleem

jo tum ho sath to hr sham hai suhani

tum hi to ho meri student biryani

jahan bhi dekhon tum aate ho nazar

tum hi to ho mere KFC k burger

ye dosti sada rahe hamari

tum hi to ho meri zindagi ki nihaari


From: Bina Aslam

marriage

Arrange marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.

but

love marriage means to go to the snake and say..
.

Le Kaat... Kaat na. :)


From: Khurram Naveed

wife

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


From: Hasan Wasim
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