Laugh

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss.
Do u know what the business was?
. . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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A sardarji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"
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Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.................
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should be light"
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
.He said-I am seeing how i look while sleeping.
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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess what...
---To avoid side effect!!!
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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me.
I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........
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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!