Bush's Wisdom

Lim Tjoen Sing

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It had to start..... [Oval Office, President of US of America and his National Security Advisor.)]

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought
he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.

And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

Maybe we should send some to the guy in China.

And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
Note:
Condi Rice - Bush's National Security Advisor
Hu JinTao  - The new Chinese Vice President
Kofi Annan - UN General Secretary
Yassir Arafat - PLO's leader in the middle east