husband vs wife

wife hits her husband with frying pan  

Husband: What was that for...?  

Wife: I found a paper in your pocket  

with the name Jenny on it.  

Husband: I took part in a race last week  

and Jenny was the name of my horse.  

Wife: Sorry..!  

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again  

Husband: What now..?  

Wife: Your horse is on the Phone.  

Message of the year  

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life...!!

Why? Very simple…

A woman does not have a wife..!!!  

Wife came home with a goat.  

Husband asked"Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?"

Wife:"Dakhtay nahin, bakri hy!"

Husband:"Bakri se hi poch raha hon"  

Husband wife mein laraie hoi  

Husband wife mein laraie hoi,

Husband ghar se chala gaya ,  

Husband:Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"

Wife:Zeher.

Husband :Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:  

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.          

Man: Sir, my wife is missing.

Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai,

police station me complain dijiyee.

Man:Kia karon, khushi k mare kuch samajh nahin aa raha

  

Why did u shoot ur wife ?  

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife

instead of shooting her lover?  

American :Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.  

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years  

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Yr 1.Janu

Yr 2.O G.

Yr 3.Sunte ho?

Yr 4.O bunty k pappa

Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?  

Wife to husband:- kash aap sms hotay  

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,

Main aap ko save karti,  

Husband:

Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,

Main her haftay tumhe change karta  

1 horror movie dekhi  

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,

1 chureil kabhi mere age kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki

 

From: Muhammad Umair Sami