Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!:>

=> Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena ae dost:(



Ham dil pe pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar dengy :)


From: Muhammad Madni Shah

GööD News !

ab Aàp Is Sms K Zàryye Apñe Mobìle Sèt Pàr Star Plus Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte Hain
Wo B 24 hoùrs

nechay dekheye!









* +


From: Muhammad Madni Shah

Hadith

Abu Huraira (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) prohibited Shighar. Ibn Numair added: Shighar means that a person should say to the other person: Give me the hand of your daughter in marriage and I will (in return) marry my daughter to you; or marry me your sister, and I will marry my sister to you. (Muslim Book 8, Number 3299)

From: Muhammad Khan

black

Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness

Kuch samjh aayi
Nahi
To
Phr smjho


Kala shah kala
Mera kala ha dildar
Goryan nu dafa kro!haha:D


From: Bina Aslam

black

Black pure Black
My Black is sweet heart
Get out the whiteness

Kuch samjh aayi
Nahi
To
Phr smjho


Kala shah kala
Mera kala ha dildar
Goryan nu dafa kro!haha:D


From: Bina Aslam

IMPACT OF JOB CHANGE

A taxi passenger tapped driver on shoulder to ask him a question.da driver screamed,lost control of car,nearly hit a bus,went up on footpath & stopped centimeters from a shop window.For a second everything went quiet in da car,den driver said:Look mate,don't ever do dat again.u scared me..

Passenger apologized & said:I didn't realize dat a little tap would scare u so much..

Driver replied:sorry,it's not really ur fault.Today's my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for da last 25 years.. :p


From: Bina Aslam

sweater

Ye Sweater
Meri Taraf se
____(""")____
()_ ":" _()
¡ : ¡
¡,,,,,,,,,,,,¡

GIFT OF WINTER




Ab plzz
Lunday me nazr Mat Aana.
Plezz.



PLEZZ.


From : Bina Aslam

sound advice

Always listen to ur wife because she always gives you a Sound Advice:
.
.
.
.
.
.
99% Sound
1% Advice :)


From: Kamil uz Zaman

bunking class

Its better to bunk a class and do masti with friendns..
Bcoz..
.
.
Today when i look back..
Marks never make me laugh but memories do! :)


From: Muhammad Madni Shah

apni zaat

"Woh iss qadar apni zaat main uljha raha
! $ähi£ !

Keh wo kis kis ko bhool gaya usay khabar tak na hui.


From: Muhammad Madni Shah

bacha

O waqt bara acha c.

Jado main nikka bacha c

Goliyan,tofiyan khanda c

Nikkar, kachchay panda c

Na lokan di koi tnsion c

na abbay di laggi pension c

na kurriyan da koi rola c

ishq da kam v zra hola c

aalo,cholay khanda c

jampan,
shampan, landa c

O waqt bara acha c

Jado main nikka bacha c..


From: Javeria Irfan

pathan

1 pathan murdey' k liye kafan lene gya.
Shopkeepr ne usy kafan diya,

Pathan ne kuch pocha jise sun k shopkeepr pagal hogya






Pathn:Is may Or Colors Dikhao.


From: Bina Aslam

life

Life is Dificult,
Full of Trials
Sorows &
Pain
When u fall down
Just Stand up
Straight,Be
Confident & Say


,,
(.") Oye takka
<((> Kine
./ \ditta c...


From: Bina Aslam

prindy

Aasmaan par urty howy prindy sy main ny pocha,

kya tumhy Zameen pr girny ka darr nahi..??

us ny muskura kr jawab diya,

main Insaan nahi jo zara si bulandi pr akarr jaon...

main chahy kitni bulandi pr chala jaon...

nazrain meri zameen pr hi hoti hain...


From: Mona Najam

koi to hay jo

Koi to hai jo, nizaam-e-hasti 
chala raha hai, wohi khuda hai
Koi to hai jo, nizaam-e-hasti
Chala rahaa hai, wohi khuda hai


Dikhayi bhi jo na de nazar bhi
Jo aa raha hai, wohi khuda hai
wohi khuda hai, wohi khudaa hai
wohi khuda hai..

Nazar bhi rakhe, samaatein bhi
Woh jaan leta hai, neeatein bhi
Jo khana-e-lashaoor mein jagmaga raha hai
wohi khuda hai, wohi khudaa hai
wohi khudaa hai, wohi khudaa hai


Talash uss ko, na kar buttoun mein
woh hai badalti hui ruttoun mein
Jo din ko raat aur raat ko din
bana raha hai, wohi khuda hai
wohi khuda hai, wohi khudaa hai
wohi khudaa hai...

Koi to hai jo, nizaam-e-hasti 
chala raha hai, wohi khuda hai
Dikhayi bhi jo na de nazar bhi
Jo aa raha hai, wohi khuda hai
wohi khuda hai, wohi khudaa hai
wohi khuda hai.. 

 

From: Muhammad Umair Sami

Type Of Ladies in the computer age

HARD DISK Lady,
She Remembers Everything 4ever.

RAM Lady,
4Gets U The Moment U Turn Her Off.

SCREEN SAVER Lady,
Good 4 Nothing But She's Fun.

INTERNET Lady,
Difficult 2 Access.

SERVER Lady,
Always Busy When U Need Her.

VIRUS Lady,
She's Also Known As Wife, She'll Always Pop Up When Least Expected, She Installs Hrslf Automatically, Destroys All Ur Data & Consumes All Ur Resources & Memory & hangs u 4ever.


From: Hasan Wasim

winter...

The first gush of chilly winds!

The familiar anticipation of long walks!

Cold nose, numb feet, warm breaths!

The fog !

The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges,coffee, friends!

"the best is yet to come"

That's the message winters bear. .

So make lasting memories!
Happy chilly winter!!!


From: Hasan Wasim

Hadith

Ibn Umar reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: When a person dies, he is shown his seat morning and evening. If he is one amongst the inmates of Paradise (he is shown his seat) in Paradise and if he is one amongst the denizens of Hell-Fire (he is shown his seat) in the Hell-Fire. Then it is said to him: That is your seat where you would be sent on the Day of Resurrection.Muslim Book 40 No. 6858

From: Muhammad Khan

20101017 - Hiking Trip in Margala Hills

  http://gpsed.com/track/5950484351955240254 

Start Date/Time:
17.10.2010 / 06:35:41

Duration:
9hr 5min

Distance:
61 km (3993 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad

Finish Date/Time:

17.10.2010 / 15:41:30

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
942.4 m

Altitude (max):
1298 m

Speed (average):
6.7 km/h

Speed (max):
90.1 km/h

 

-urShadow

IQ Test

5+3+2=151012
9+2+4=183662
8+6+3=482466
5+4+5=202504 Then
7+2+5=?
















Ans:
143542


From: Muhammad Madni Shah

sardar

How 2 identify a sardar in class?
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Simple...





Just look who is Erasing his notes,

When the teacher is cleaning the board...!:D


From: Bina Aslam

BlackBerry Master Control Program 1.0.0.0 Beta 2 (Portable)

Author
Darren Winter

Author email
sgt-d©mcpfx.com

Author website
http://mcpfx.com/

Description
BlackBerry Master Control Program 1.0.0.0 Beta 2

Image

Filesize
3.24 MB

Date
Sunday 19 September 2010 - 16:51:52

Downloads
245264

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Rating

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Arabic Classes to Understand Quran

An Arabic course has been started/conducted with the following details:

Course Summary: It is a basic Arabic course to understand Quranic Arabic. It is specially designed for people who are doing jobs/businesses and can spare little time. At the end of this course, the student should be able to translate and understand the Arabic of Quran.

Course Duration: 2 month – 3 classes in a week, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday

Institute: Mudrassa Umm ul Qura

Teacher: Mufti Mehmood ul Hassan

Teaching Experience: 6 years in Jame Asharfiya Lahore and around 10 years in Mudrassa Umm ul Qura, some experience in NUST as well

Location: G8/4, Masjid Fatah (near Rescue 15 office)

Timings: 1 hour class is conducted from 6:15pm till isha

Fee: Fee is optional

Start Date: The course has been started from last Monday, 18^th October. (You can join from coming Monday and the last week’s course can be covered within no time)

I have joined the course and the teaching style is very easy to understand, please inform me if you would like to join the course.

Allah humain tufeeq de keh hum voh ilm hasil kr sakain jo her musalman mard aurat pr farz hai. Aameen.

Nauman Khan

-urShadow

Quran

Nabi Pak (S.A.W) ka irshad ha "Quran karim parha kro is liye ke qayamat ke din quran parhney waley ke liye safarshi ban kar aye ga" {MUSLIM}

From: Asim Imtiaz

wife

Worried man to Psychologist: My wife treats me as if I m a DOG.
Psychologist: Poor u. She abuses u, hits or starves u?
Man: No No, Worse. She wants me to b FAITHFUL.


From: Hasan Wasim

war

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a grenade at the enemy, throw flowers... And maybe it will make them stop and consider how nonsensical and destructive war truly is. Then while they're thinking, throw a real grenade :)


From: Hasan Wasim

Challenge ! Identify the words

1- lckco
2- lntakbe
3- lecbciy
4- icnemha
5- uetlbtihg
6- laooltfb
7- hctro
8- wotle
(all of these are things)














Ans:
1-clock
2-blanket
3-bicycle
4-machine
5-tubelight
6-football
7-torch
8-towel


From: Shahzaib Malik

heart

Don't Break anyone's heart
They hve only one of it...

Break their bones...
They hve 206 of them... ;)


From: Bina Aslam

pagal

Pagal dentist
se:
Kya dard k baghair daant nikaal lete ho?

Dr: nahi.

Pagal: Main nikaal leta hoon.

Dr: wo kese?




Pagal: Hee hee hee hee hee:)


From: Hassan Wasim

most...

Most iritating moment:
Morning alarms

Most difficult task:
to find socks

Most dreadful journey:
way to school

Most lovely time:
meeting frnds

Most tragic news:
test in next slot

Most wondrful news:
teachr iz absent

Most relaxing area:
cafe

Most funniest moment:
teachr cracks a joke & nobdy laughs

Worst moment:
result sheet in hand :D

Love the student life, as it will never come again! :) (for all students)

From: Javeria Irfan

bhindi

aalu was in love wid bhindi. When he proposed bhindi (who was egoistic & very proud of her slim figure),... she rejected his proposal sayin 'U r such a fatty. Aalu took it as a challenge & has so many grlfrnds now: Aalu-Gobi, Aalu-gajar,Aalu-Matar,Aalu- Shimlamirch,Aalu-Gosht, But bhindi is vidout any friend Moral:- Never b egoistic in life otherwise u will b left alone..----


From: Asim Imtiaz

greatness of a human

The best measurement of the greatness of a human is,

His attitude n Behaviour towards the person! who cannot give him anything"!


From: Bina Aslam

20101009 - 10 - Trip to Thandiani + Faheem's Valima

 

 http://gpsed.com/track/5950484351271241998

Start Date/Time:
09.10.2010 / 08:31:26

Duration:
6hr 44min

Distance:
176.6 km (2149 points)

Country:
Pakistan (Islamabad Capital Territory)

City:
Islamabad -> Mansehra

Finish Date/Time:

09.10.2010 / 15:16:10

GPS Device:
BlackBerry 9000

Altitude (average):
1296.4 m

Altitude (max):
2690 m

Speed (average):
26.1 km/h

Speed (max):
150.1 km/h

 

Category	Cost (Rs)
Snacks	823
Gas	967
Toll	95
Nan	40
Pop Corn	20
Banana Shake	35
Pakora	100
Coca Cola	90
Petrol	368
Pepsi	85
Parking	20
Rest House	600
BBQ	630
Rest house Guard	100
Halwa Poori	75
Chaye	115
Total	4163
Per Head	1388

 

-urShadow

fans

Importnce of THUMB

Child use it as feeder

Illiterate people,
4 stamp

Winners,
4 victory

&

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs
Crazy Fans ;)

From: Bina Aslam

Ayat & Hadis

Ayat

Hadis

From: Muhammad Umair Sami

blind man

A blind man to a philosopher:
Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?

Philosopher:
Yes, losing the
.
.
.

VISION..!!


From: Hassan Khan Lodhi

Ayat & Hadis

Ayat:

Hadis:

From: Muhammad Umair Sami

Let's Keep Our Humanitarian Spirit Alive!

We appreciate the true philanthropic spirit of Mobilink employees who continue to take out time from their busy personal and professional lives to continue giving our effort meaning and significance.   With continuous help and support of our dedicated employees, Mobilink managed to reach out to over 100,000 flood victims. Mobilink is also recognized by Overseas Investors Chamber of Commerce & Industry (OICCI) as the top donor amongst its member companies for relief of flood affected people with commitment of over Rs. 236 million. (News-clip attached)   As of today, Mobilink has distributed 6,100 hygiene kits, 92,500 water bottles, 3,000 bags of flour, 7,865 ready to eat food packs, 5,950 dry food ration packs and 3,100 Non-Food Items (NFIs) across Pakistan.  Recent Updates:  In North region, 200 Non-Food items (NFIs) were distributed among 1,400 flood victims of Dera Ismail Khan yesterday with the help of National Commission of Human Development (NCHD).  In Central region, 150 hygiene kits, 150 dry food ration packs and 150 Non-Food Items (NFIs) were distributed among 1,050 flood victims of Rahim Yar Khan yesterday with help of the Pakistan Army.  Another Mobilink relief convoy distributed 150 hygiene kits, 150 dry food ration packs and 150 Non-Food Items (NFIs) among 1,050 flood victims of Layyah with help of the Pakistan Army yesterday.   http://mobilinkgsm.com

chand

Maine chand se ik din kaha,
Bata mera mehboob kesa hai

Usne kaha

Pehli gal ay k me tere piyo da nokr nai

Te doji gal ay
k inni doron nazar v kuj nai aanda.

From: Hasan Wasim

kukur

Sardar:
"Assi tay hr Roz KukaR nal roti khanay aan!"

Dost:
"Es mehngai wich kivein?"

Sardar:
"Ek Burki aap khai di ay,
Tay ik KukaR nu paai di ay..!

From: Bina Aslam

only a few...

"Only a few loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile & some more truth in your tears." Never let them go from your life...


From: Javeria Irfan

zaheen log

Zaheen log ziada Masroof kiun hoty hein?
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.
.
Sochain.......
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.
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.
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.
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Aap Sochain "Main abhi Masroof" hun.

From: Muhammad Madni Shah

10th oct

10 October 2010 ko subha 10 baj k 10 mint aur 10 secnd pe time aur date kuch is trha se hogi
10.10.10.10:10:10

From: Mohammad Madni Shah

Abu Ali Seena' se kisi ne poocha

Abu Ali Seena' se kisi ne poocha

k

din kaisay guzer rahy hain?

Jawab Diya

"ALLAH ki Rehmatein gunahgar hony k bawajood Lagatar mujh per baras rahi hain, Samajh me nahi aata k mai kis baat per Us ka SHUKAR ada karon?

'Kasrat-e-Naimat' per

Ya'

Apney La Taadad

Aeiboun ki parda poshi per....???

 

From: Rehan Ahmad Qureshi

2 wives

An Economist beautifully explains 2 reasons for having 2 wives...!

> Monopoly should be broken...

And

>Competition Improves the Services....!!

 

From: Bina Aslam

Drug Lord in Columbia

The contents of the Palace of the Lord of drugs in Colombia after his arrest (02) (03) (04) (05) (06) (07) (08) (09) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (23) (24) (25) (26) (27) (28) (29) (30) (31) (32)

From: Asim Imtiaz