Interesting Thoughts

 

1. Where is the cat in the catwalk?
2. Do models walk like cats?
3. Why are apartments so close together?
4. If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes? 
5. Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
6. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
7. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
8. If horrific means to be horrible does terrific mean to be terrible???
9. If you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?
10. Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
11. Why is the word abbreviation so long?
12. Why do we press harder on remote control buttons when we know the battery is dead?
13. No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning
14. Why do sky divers wear helmets ?
15. How can there be self-help groups?
16. Is there another word for synonym?
17. If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?
18. If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn the headlights on?
19. Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?
20. Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?
21. How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
22. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
23. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
24. What is the speed of dark?
25. What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
26. It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.