Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!
New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
No bottle opener? I can fix that!
Room too dark? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that
Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!
No ice chest? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
Satellite goes out in the rain? I can fix that!
No store to heat water for coffee or tea? I can fix that!
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
Power FAILURE
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Display rack falling over? I can fix that!
Flat Tire...no problem
Desk overloaded? I can fix that
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that!
No skatepark in town? I can fix that!
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